Akpos jokes: Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued;

Akpos: Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?
Receptionist: Just a minute sir hold on let me check.
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There is no one sir.”

Akpos exclaimed; “Wow! Okay my dear.”

The Receptionist responded; “But why did you ask sir?.”
Akpos replied; “I want to be sure that I’ve escaped.”

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Akpos joke: conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend:

Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can give you.

Girlfriend: (sobs, moves close to Akpos and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to John.

Daily fact

DF: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Akpos jokes: Conversation between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone

The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone:

CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you?

AKPORS: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it?

CHIDIMMA: (relaxed): Yes, my king

AKPORS: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?

CHIDIMMA: (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!

AKPORS: Good, I am in a beer palour next to
that shop.

If you were Chidinma what would you do to Akpos?