Akpos jokes: A man and his wife were arguing over sex.

A man and his wife were arguing over sex.

Man: Sex is work!

Wife: Sex is pleasure!

Man: I don’t blame you, you don’t know what men are passing through.

Wife: All I know is that sex is pleasure whether you like it or not.

With this, the argument lasted for a long time until they decided to invite Akpors, theirhouse help to hear his own version.

Man: “Ehen… Akpors!”

Akpors: “Yes oga!”

Man: “Is sx work or pleasure?”

Akpors: “Ehmmm… Oga, sx na pleasure because if to say sx na work, you 4 don call me make I come do am” Gbam!!

Jokes: Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal ..

Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal ..

Akpos: “So finally I make heaven after all the rubbish wey I do for life… Thank God for God Oooh!”

Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter ya room”

Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg wetin dey for downstairs cos di noise na DIE”

Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be dat

Akpos: “I fit go peep?”

Angel Micheal: “No wahala but we go lock gate by 5pm so if you no quick come back you go just stay hell fire”

 

…Akpos goes to peep and there he sees all the celebrities that ever lived on earth clubbing and having a lot of fun. Akpos comes back by 4pm and…”

 

Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to see you back early my son you are truly a son of God”

Akpos: “For where? I come pack my load before una Lock Heaven

Jokes: Akpos walked into the kitchen

Akpos walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’m gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours.  I sure would like a piece of cake after though!

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Akpos exclaimed, “Wow!, it worked!”

Puzzled, his mother asked, “What do you mean?”
Akpos replied, “Daddy said that in order to get a piece of cake around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing
first!”

Jokes: Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his boss room

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his boss room

 

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his boss room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga’s room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.

OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say “Oga” but when i ask you a question you don’t answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s biological Father? Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I can’t understand anything at all

 

 

Jokes: Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; Is there any one in Room 8 in Ward 1? The Receptionist on phone replied; Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; There is no one sir. Akpos exclaimed; Wow! Okay my dear. The Receptionist said; But why did you asked sir?. Akpos replied; I want to be sure if i have escaped.

Jokes: THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all thewine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I’d take it all and throw it in the river”. Againthe congregation cried,”Amen!”
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: “For our closing hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, ‘We shall drink from that river”.
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!