Comedy Video: WowoBoyz – Lunch Break

This is a comedy video of a guy who went on a date and then decides to use the rest room, while she was away easing herself, unexpected visitor show up and everything change.

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Akpos jokes: A man and his wife were arguing over sex.

A man and his wife were arguing over sex.

Man: Sex is work!

Wife: Sex is pleasure!

Man: I don’t blame you, you don’t know what men are passing through.

Wife: All I know is that sex is pleasure whether you like it or not.

With this, the argument lasted for a long time until they decided to invite Akpors, theirhouse help to hear his own version.

Man: “Ehen… Akpors!”

Akpors: “Yes oga!”

Man: “Is sx work or pleasure?”

Akpors: “Ehmmm… Oga, sx na pleasure because if to say sx na work, you 4 don call me make I come do am” Gbam!!

Jokes: Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal ..

Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal ..

Akpos: “So finally I make heaven after all the rubbish wey I do for life… Thank God for God Oooh!”

Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter ya room”

Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg wetin dey for downstairs cos di noise na DIE”

Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be dat

Akpos: “I fit go peep?”

Angel Micheal: “No wahala but we go lock gate by 5pm so if you no quick come back you go just stay hell fire”

 

…Akpos goes to peep and there he sees all the celebrities that ever lived on earth clubbing and having a lot of fun. Akpos comes back by 4pm and…”

 

Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to see you back early my son you are truly a son of God”

Akpos: “For where? I come pack my load before una Lock Heaven

Jokes: Akpos walked into the kitchen

Akpos walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’m gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours.  I sure would like a piece of cake after though!

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Akpos exclaimed, “Wow!, it worked!”

Puzzled, his mother asked, “What do you mean?”
Akpos replied, “Daddy said that in order to get a piece of cake around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing
first!”

Jokes: Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his boss room

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his boss room

 

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his boss room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga’s room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.

OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say “Oga” but when i ask you a question you don’t answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s biological Father? Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I can’t understand anything at all

 

 

Jokes: Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; Is there any one in Room 8 in Ward 1? The Receptionist on phone replied; Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; There is no one sir. Akpos exclaimed; Wow! Okay my dear. The Receptionist said; But why did you asked sir?. Akpos replied; I want to be sure if i have escaped.

Jokes: THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all thewine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”. And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I’d take it all and throw it in the river”. Againthe congregation cried,”Amen!”
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: “For our closing hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, ‘We shall drink from that river”.
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

Akpos jokes: Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued;

Akpos: Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?
Receptionist: Just a minute sir hold on let me check.
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There is no one sir.”

Akpos exclaimed; “Wow! Okay my dear.”

The Receptionist responded; “But why did you ask sir?.”
Akpos replied; “I want to be sure that I’ve escaped.”

Akpos joke: conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend:

Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can give you.

Girlfriend: (sobs, moves close to Akpos and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to John.

Akpos jokes: Conversation between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone

The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone:

CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you?

AKPORS: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it?

CHIDIMMA: (relaxed): Yes, my king

AKPORS: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?

CHIDIMMA: (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!

AKPORS: Good, I am in a beer palour next to
that shop.

If you were Chidinma what would you do to Akpos?

Jokes: inter-faith game

A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter-faith game.
A few days before the match, disaster struck.
The Catholic team’s star player broke his ankle and the doctor said he wouldn’t be able to play again for at least two months.

“What are we going to do? moaned Father Matthew.

“Well,” said Father Thomas, “it so happens that Christiano Ronaldo is a good friend of mine.

We could ask him to play for us.”

“But that wouldn’t be fair” said Father Matthew.

“No, but if we called him Father Ronaldo, no one need know,” replied Father Thomas.

Eventually Father Matthew agreed to let this devious plan go ahead but then, as luck would have it,
he was suddenly called away on official Church business and was unable to watch the match.
As soon as he could, he phoned Father Thomas for the result.

“I’m afraid they beat us, 6-0,” said Father Thomas.

“But how could that happen?” queried Father Matthew. “We had Father Ronaldo in our team.”

“Yes,” said Father Thomas, “but they had Pastor Rooney and Pastor Lampard playing for them.”